A Husband, a Boyfriend, and a Boothang

The song "No Lie" has 2 Chainz rappin about having one wife, a mistress, and a girlfriend. This roll call is the favorite line of many men who consider themselves in the mix. I want to imagine for a minute. What would life be like if I wanted a husband, a boyfriend, and a boothang? Could i make a song and not be called a hoe. It never ceases to amaze me that when men are requesting adding fun to things that seem dull and routine, its always a few women. The concept of a male concubine seems delightful to me. In fact, if I was a rapper, I would grab my crotch with many attractive men gawking over me. Not to mention I would smoke a cigar and throw cash around. The nicest guys I would smack their face with the cash and let them count it for me with their private parts showing. Only men will never put themselves out there like that.