R.E.M

No one over the age of 18 months falls asleep. If a man tells you he neglected to do something because he fell asleep, more than likely he meant he went to sleep. That means he went to sleep knowing that you two had discussed something and did not want to complete the task. Simple. Let's keep it to a workable level. We believe things because it makes us feel good. However, as long as we know the truth that is all that matters. So next time we don't want to do something a guy asks us to do, we should fall asleep. We should fall asleep and forget to come through, forget to call, neglect to come home, and see what the guy's reply is.